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Jason

He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates
Ew look it’s jason
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Jason

A Ghanian pigeon who is 4 ft 2 and his hair is like a fucking bush. Loves white girls and he also has a small dick
Jason is a Ghanian pigeon.
by Reliable definitions November 25, 2021
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jason

hot sexy flexible handsome beautiful girlfriend good body shape swears sometimes fit
person 1 OMG have you seen JASON he is so hot.
person 2 so what, he already got a gf
person 1 crap!
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Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021
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Jason

A name that girls get obsessed about. A Jason doesn’t put any interest. He keeps his peace of mind and enjoys hanging out with friends. He is very social and out going, but he also likes being home playing video games.
Kenya: “Litzy you see that guy over there. What’s his name?”
Litzy: “OMG! YES! His name is Jason. He overwhelms me with his presence, but I never can get his attention. Which, makes me want him even more!👉🏽👈🏽😍”
by Anonymous Savage December 1, 2021
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jason

best guy u know with da koolest moves he also broke
jason is broke
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Jason

The type of guy who covers up his insecurities and “short”comings by making others feel less than; Generally exhibits this behavior online, seeking the approval from others, also usually “Jasons”.

Typically drives muscle cars and/or owns gas-guzzling toys, then complains about the price of gas. Enjoys red hats, facial hair and women with (usually) unnaturally blond hair.
Damn that Jason, always rolling coal and making our Starbucks employees cry!
by Word2UrMotha December 3, 2021
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