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Zoned

High or baked after weed or seshing.
by swaggywah June 2, 2017
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Barracuda Zone

When you believe you are friend zoned but then out of no where the female decides you have potential to be a barracuda friend. Once barracuda friended it usually takes about 15 barracuda seconds (345 regular minutes) for the female to fall madly in barracuda love (a regular elementary school crush) with you.
Walker has the genitalia of a man and woman.
The other day I was in the barracuda zone!!!
School was cancelled due to flooding from Gunnat.
by Stallion Stan November 3, 2013
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Thot-zoned

When a mufucka judges you based on other people's word/opinions, compounded by the fact of you hooking up on some first night fling shit. Then starts treating you different. C'est la vie 😏
I got thot-zoned because a mufucka was feeling some type of way about rumors and this WAP WAP. 😂
by Stefarucci2x December 10, 2020
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Jack-zone

A mental state of unbridled, irrepressible arousal that one's faculties are rendered useless to his/her environment for a brief moment in time, or until said state of arousal has come to fruition.
Joshua: So what happened next?
David: She pulled out a dildo and went to town on herself.
Joshua: What did you do?
David: I got up and said, "Yo, I'm gonna roll out."
Joshua: What did she say to that?
David: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Joshua: Dude. She was in the Jack-zone.
by dumpburgers August 19, 2010
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Dough Zone

A really sad company that wants to be global but barely pays their employees enough. All management team is made of incompetent personals. Boss barley does any work, clueless about hospitality. The servers are the only one who is doing their jobs, even doing the managers. Insane amount of drama for a work place, especially having the managers causing it. The manager would secretly go through your photo albums without permission.
"You work at dough zone?"
"yeah.."
"Ohh nooo. poor thing"
by Cheeseburger1 October 5, 2023
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The Ginger Zone

Similar to the friendzone; You're ginger-zoned when someone simply doesn't want to date you because of your red hair. There are means to escape the ginger zone, e.g changing your hair color or convincing the other person that you're actually not a ginger.
Friend 1: hey man what's up with you and Sophie, why aren't you two dating?
Friend 2: idk man.. i think i'm in the Ginger Zone
by Fro691 June 7, 2019
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Jamaica Zone Wars Effect

When a Fat fugly hippo whale of an Indian gets mad over a game mode in Fortnight called Jamaica Zone Wars hence the name. This ham planet lard ass will become engulfed in rage has his chins jiggle from the peer anger because he heard "Bombaclat" one to many times. This effect is proceeded with fits of rage, cold shoulders, and intensive eating
Oh my god Rahaj is mad at a pointless video game this is an example of the Jamaica Zone Wars Effect
by ARHS Daily Podcast February 1, 2024
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