Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.

guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"

by skaninja September 02, 2013

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Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018

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Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

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Morning Gorge

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;

Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.

by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 06, 2010

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Gbad Morning

When you wan't to make it look like you're saying Good Morning, when you don't really mean it. So you shorten it to GM, to make it seem like you're saying Good Morning

I thought he was telling me good morning when he said "gm" but it turns out he meant Gbad Morning

by Badboy16 April 13, 2021

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