red jest

a penis made raw from intensive and consistent masturbation.

person 1: "hey bro, where's Steven?"
person 2: "he can't make it, he's incapacitated with red jest."

by earbuds July 30, 2016

Red key

Used to describe a Dodge Challenger SRT Hell Cat buy it Red Key which is used to unlock all 707 bhp

Ey man did you see Jamie got that Red key challenger

by Some MF online January 27, 2022

Red Devil

Its one of the world record holding laptops for highest overclock on the Intel Core I7 8750H

Red Devil is known for blowing up

"what's that burning smell?"
"Don't worry, it's just Red Devil."

by NovaTheUnoriginal December 11, 2019

red mullet

1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean

2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.

“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”

“In his aquarium?”

“No… His haircut!!!”

“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”

by GoodmanyourselfSteo August 31, 2022

red blumpkin

female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin

I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!

by zallirog July 22, 2015

Red drank

Alcoholic drink mix of one shot of gin, vodka, silver rum, triple sec, whiskey; then remainder of cup filled with water. Lastly add one Hawaiian Punch to-go packet.

Official drink of BAMF squad Jax chapter

Let's drink
I have no mixers, but we can make red drank!

by Zsquared676 June 12, 2017

Red XIII

A angsty talking cat-dog originating from the 1997 video game Final Fantasy 7 who has low self-esteem and daddy issues

It's still socially acceptable to like Red XIII because he was cool before furries ruined talking dogs.

by UnknownAutism September 12, 2019