red microwave

Truly beautiful and is always needed. Makes your life filled with happiness. It’s like the crunch to your carrot
Davin: damn bro she is literally all I can see in my future

Johnny: damn bro for real?!

Davin: for real bro she’s the one, I’m down bad

Johnny:you’ve copped yourself a red microwave dude, congratulations, my cheesychizzle stick is growing up!
by GMaeE December 27, 2021
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Red XIII

A angsty talking cat-dog originating from the 1997 video game Final Fantasy 7 who has low self-esteem and daddy issues
It's still socially acceptable to like Red XIII because he was cool before furries ruined talking dogs.
by UnknownAutism September 13, 2019
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red carnations

flowers which symbolize love and affection
I bought you red carnations because I love you a lot!
by e.m.m.a.v. August 31, 2021
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red cheesy

Jerking off so hard it starts to bleed and then when you are about to climax you stick your penis in cottage cheese and let out your load.
He just did a red cheesy!
by Talos5328 December 16, 2013
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Red Coin

Red Coin is a mainly female nude photo based currency. Value of the coin is largely determined based on who is in the photo, megapixel quality, positioning of subject, number of areola’s visible, filters used and how clean the mirror is in the bathroom or bedroom. Female toilet parts and dick pics are considered Canadian currency as they aren’t as sought after as nipples but still hold some value. First monetary trade of Red Coin was a drug deal where the buyer was $20 short and he paid the dealer with 4 photos of his girlfriend, making trading value starting at $5 per coin.
Yo, Craig was short on his Fantasy Football dues so he gave me 4 Red Coin.
by Thunderdick December 04, 2021
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Red Devil

Its one of the world record holding laptops for highest overclock on the Intel Core I7 8750H

Red Devil is known for blowing up
"what's that burning smell?"
"Don't worry, it's just Red Devil."
by NovaTheUnoriginal December 11, 2019
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REDS disease

noun; stands for Random Erections During School.

Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."
by Kevin and Andrew April 09, 2010
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