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"god hannah is just so sus."
by coolesthumaneverwhosnotsus August 26, 2021
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Hannahs

Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021
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Being A Hannah.

Being a Hannah is when Someone is mean and bitchy to other friends of their friend just because they think that one day they’re going to replace them or because of some other insecurities.
Bob:Jamal!I wanted to point out that your friend Ellen was acting a bit off yesterday,Is everything okay with you two?
Jamal:Ohh...You know,She was just Being A Hannah..As usual.
by Pixies-Protector May 16, 2021
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Meadow and Hannah

These 2 girls are the best and worst combo. They are both really close to each other but as a team are absolute bitches. They will do anything to fight against you and they always win. They are usually super popular and kinda sporty. They really preppy and everybody wants to be them. They can either be your closest friends, your worst enemy and you want to be them there’s not in between. This duo are best friends and they won’t let go of each other.
Girl 1: Ugh Do you know Meadow and Hannah
Girl 2: Yeah their super popular
Girl 1: It’s not fair
by Kateeeeee1234321 November 12, 2020
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Hannah

Hannah is a Slut asshole who sleeps around for attention and wants men’s attentions over a good friendship
by hrhdhusheveveuririrbsk December 10, 2023
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Hannah Day

Hannah Day is the day where every girl named Hannah is entitled to screw her boyfriend.
Hey did you have fun on Hannah Day, because I totally did!
by iluvgummybearz January 19, 2021
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hannah pierce

Hannah Pierce is the greatest person you’ll ever get the chance to meet. She’s funny, she’s smart, and she’ll kick your ass at MarioKart. She will do anything for her friends, and expects nothing in return. She has the most gorgeous eyes, and is always doing something new with her hair or style. She is a very intense person, so she’ll either love you or hate you... so don’t wrong her! She can light up the room just by being in it, and she can make you laugh when you’re crying. Hannah Pierce is the coolest person ever, and you would feel lucky to know her.
Look at this girl’s instagram, it’s so aesthetically pleasing!”
“Who is that?”
“It’s Hannah Pierce, obviously!”
by the butter sock October 19, 2020
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