flowers declared

the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of
nonpregnant women from puberty to menopause

This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.

by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008

flowerposter

A person that posts to a forum, bulletin board or any other form of public message board system in a flattering, complimentary manner.

The flowerposter had comments that ranged from favourable to amicable.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

Flower power van

A van that hippies used or neohippies use to travel from place to place going to love ins,acid rock concerts ect. and often have sex and get high in and anouncing there presence.It was often painted with flowers and peace symbols ect.

I got a flower power van.

by Deep blue 2012 March 21, 2010

flower powerr

the desirability of taking a girl's "flower"; the greater / more fit / hotter the girl is, the higher her flower power is

Dayum! Check out her abs! She's really upped her flower powerr in the past month

by flowey January 13, 2011

Flowgin

Where you are masturbating with Icy Hot and the Flaming cold cream goes into your dick hole. Then, when you cum into your partner's mouth and the icy hot jiz goes down their throat. It burns their uvula off and they swallow it. The next day when their partner is eating out their ass hole, they choke and die off of their partner's old, burnt uvula.

Rest in Peace Johnny, death by "flowgin"

by Johnny Apple Anal June 1, 2011

Flowstianity

Flowstianity is the worship, praise, and belief of the multiple Flow Gods, and all that is bro and chill. Flowstianity was first started by a true laxbro, Flowhommad Albroseph. Flowhommad was laxing one day in the game of his life, but he lost because he and his team mates had not practiced enough. They seeked refuge in caves where they played wall ball for hours. Upon reaching true laxbro status, they were contacted by the almighty Flow Gods. The two dominant of the Gods, Flowseidon and Broseidon, teached them the ways of broship. The Gods told them to be true bros, they had to grow out their hair to longer lengths than normal. The hair would allow them to possess flow, the key element to any laxbro's skill. After Flowhommad Albroseph and his team achieved flow, and true lax bro abilities, they devoted their lives to worshipping the Flow Gods, and all of their laxbro greatness.

Player 1: What religion are you?
Player 2: I am a Laxbro obviously.
Player 1: So that would be...?
Player 2: Flowstianity of course!

by Flohommad AlBroseph January 4, 2012

flowerpony

someone who thinks they are cool by acting "cool" or wearing certain clothes.

They think they are a horse but they are really just a pony so they wear flowers to subsatute for not being cool. they think they look cool becouse they are wearing flowers. But in reality they look like a flowerpony. Like a hipster.

by GrimfullFate March 8, 2015