floater

Someone who doesn't like having girlfriends and just goes around hooking up with different girls a lot.

girl: hey do you have a girlfriend?

guy: no im a "floater"

girl: good, I hate relationships and like to have one night stands too!

guy: niceeee

by Floater103 December 22, 2010

flop job

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.

OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!

by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011

floating rock mentality

The mentality that nothing really matters because we are just on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere.

Person 1: Did you study for the math test?
Person 2: HELL NO. I will not waste my time on math. We're lit rally on a floating rock so nothing matters.

Person 1: That floating rock mentality is gonna fuck you over.

by im a bitch :) November 17, 2020

free floating soul system

The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.

Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...

by Carlitos Wey December 26, 2008

flip flop

investments made in real estate with intention to 'flip' it for a profit but instead turns into a 'flop' with the crash in the real estate market.

I paid $100,000 for that house and put $25,000 into it thinking I could sell it for $150,000. Now it I can't sell it for $75,000. My 'flip' is now a 'flip flop'.

by smarsh February 20, 2009

Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

flip flop

A person who cannot decide what they want. They are always going back and forth between two options.

Hey man, you know that girl that I have been telling you about? She is totally a flip flop; she cannot decide if she wants to date men or women.

by hitchhikerthumb24 December 19, 2012