Fish Fact

A fact of extremely dubious origin.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.

Steven: "One day soon you will be able to purchase spray-on televisions".

Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.

by Captain_Earlobe January 11, 2012

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Harp Fish

It’s real. Fish in Mediterranean. Hasn't been pictured yet due to pressure under water

Wow that’s a beautiful harp fish!

by Potatochipfisher November 28, 2019

Doing a fish

"Doing a fish" is to place bets on sports games and or horse racing with the outcome of zero return.

Real late changeover. Reeks of "doing a fish" 🐠 this weekend….. 0/3

by TNBC May 19, 2022

sol fish

Fish that is normally eaten fresh and is actually decent to eat when prepared right.

Someone at work ate thousand year old sol fish and microwaved it, causing the office to smell like the black plague, with a little hint of the spanish flu.

by Mr. Extreme May 2, 2018

quell fish

The term usually given to a Rainbow fish from Krypton like off the Superman Series who goes round quelling the danger of nearby foes in the ocean...(Like Nemo)

Oh my god Adam you quell end
Oh he Quelled The Danger
Woah Adam you Jedi
Quell Your Mum blud
quell fish bitch

by Kyle Of The Dragon Squad June 24, 2010

fish flop

When someone passes out

Dave fish flopped in Walmart

by Hammeredexpert May 5, 2018