Fish Fact

A fact of extremely dubious origin.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.

Steven: "One day soon you will be able to purchase spray-on televisions".

Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.

by Captain_Earlobe January 11, 2012

Matvei Fishes

The one and only, sexier than all, blond as hell and sooo beautiful, matvei fishes usually surrounds himself with sea salt and watches anime 25 hours a day 29 days a week, 4000 days a month and 5 million months a year. He can be found in a salty pond or within bigfoot

Man, I wish I was Matvei Fishes

by HackedByPolishBoy September 29, 2019

Elijah Fish

Dark sense off humor

"Do you have a Elijah Fish"
"No but I do have a dead child"
"Ha loser"
"😭"
"😂👉"

by The Gulper July 13, 2022

fillet a fish

When your fingers have very long nails, and you finger someone, making them bleed.

I need to cut my nails. I don’t want to fillet a fish. :(

by :^3 May 27, 2018

Power Fishing

The act of listening to the same song, album or band on repeat for extended periods of time, not limited to hours, days, weeks or years.

"I've been power fishing Fear Factory's Powershifter for 7 hours straight. This shit is my jam!"

by SalmonCannon March 18, 2021

smartiesbox fishing

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration

Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.

by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017

slippity fish

n. the proper reply to a question asking if you want to purchase a bicycle

"Want to buy a bike?"
"Slippity fish!"

by tillyeightten September 8, 2011