Facebook Godly 

Someone who quotes religious scripture on social media for all of his "friends" and family to read. However, in real life, he/she does the exact opposite.

Bradley is so Facebook Godly. He just posted a Bible verse on Facebook that reads, "Love rejoices in the truth". However, his fiancé recently dumped him for lying to her about his attending nursing school. It turns out, he was kicked out two years ago for plagiarism and he was sitting at home watching porn every day.

Facebook Godly by Bald Truth February 10, 2015

Facebook Attention Seekers 

Women who feel the need to post multiple pictures of themselves every day, air their dirty laundry in public, post RIP messages for dead relatives, and generally announce everything in their life on Facebook in order to get attention, sympathy and likes. Usually containing foul language and written by stupid teenage girls/stupid adult women who are unable to spell the most basic words in their posts.

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 1
Post: Sick of the people in dis town talkin bout me behind me back, if u got somethin to say do it to me face, ye durty bitchezz
Reply 1: u tell em girl, sum snakes in dis town, dirty cuntzz
Reply 2: i'm here for u babe xxx
Reply 3: sum scummy bitches girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 2
Post: Can't believ its 20 years since my Nanny died - I never met her but I still miss her loadz everyday xxx
Reply 1: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 2: U ok, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

Facebook Attention Seekers Example 3:
Post: How could he do did to me???? I hate my life !!!!!
Reply 1: U ok girl, private message me, luv u xxx
Reply 2: U ok girl, im here for you xxx
Reply 3: chin up girl xxx

etc. etc.

Facebook Attention Seekers by ZUZU1 July 4, 2015

Facebook awake 

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.

Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics

Facebook awake by Yolo4ever May 10, 2016

FaceBook Woodwork 

The act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .

Jamien: Let's lock up the championship this weekend!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!

FaceBook Woodwork by MrMojoRisin17 August 15, 2016

facebook close 

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

facebook close by McAvalon February 27, 2017

Facebook curse 

When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.

In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.

did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse

Facebook curse by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017

Facebook gangsta 

Someone who is badass hiding online in his moms basement.

That pussy is so Facebook gangsta. I hope he gets stomped out.

Facebook gangsta by Freemario October 4, 2018