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Re-douche

The liquid that remains after douching that is captured, put back in the douche bag and then re-used (or re-douched).
He is worse than a douche bag--he is re-douche!
by Amonte August 2, 2012
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Douche Plug

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.
by iheartstats April 23, 2011
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douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.
You're a douche-a-matic!
by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015
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Douche Belt

A term/system allowing for identification and quantification of a person's douchiness, with degrees from 1 to 5 indicating subject's progress toward a state of ultimate douchebag-dom.
"Hey, check out that jackass with the muscle shirt and tribal band tattoo, leaning against his spotless 4x4 truck that's obviously never been taken off-road."

"Yeah, I see him. Third-degree douche belt right there."
by Mattsooee October 10, 2012
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blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.
Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.
by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010
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douche-baggery

The acts a douche bag performs.
A: Dude, Tyler is such a douche bag. Ask him what he's doing later.

B: Hey Tyler! What douche-baggery are you up to later today?
by braetonfaith May 8, 2010
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Douche Fizzle

1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.

2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."

2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009
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