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Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.
Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?
by M_j_c October 16, 2020
mugGet the Dan Jones'dmug.

Lieutenant Dan

Referring to the duration of the psychological and physiological effects of a stimulant, commonly referred to as the "Legs". With long and short legs correlating to how long the effects last. a bag of bunk stimulant narcotics would be considered some lieutenant Dan shit, since it ain't got no legs, and you got boomed.
Man, I thought you said this was some gas, this is some straight Lieutenant Dan shit! You better show some love and make it right , or give me my motherfuckin money back.
by Jack.D.Ladd March 6, 2022
mugGet the Lieutenant Danmug.

Dan

Dan is someone who Youngbin loves a lot, even more than lotte (but less than ciara)

An actual ray of sunshine, but can be a cunt, but that's A-ok
Hourly reminder that I love Dan no homo though
by Roseiv4 June 24, 2018
mugGet the Danmug.

Jk dan

A Scrawny dude that is a fucking wuss and not gonna lie they get annoyed really easily
"No" Jk dan
by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022
mugGet the Jk danmug.

dan

Wow he's such a dan look how round his butt is
by jellybeanbigbuttons April 27, 2023
mugGet the danmug.

Dan marino

You start hard then just fuck it up and leave it smelling like fish
by Jacob marino October 16, 2018
mugGet the Dan marinomug.

The Dan

the dan
by OMALLEYRIZZISREAL April 17, 2023
mugGet the The Danmug.

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