Colon cryin'

This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.

Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.

by HustonB August 13, 2011

dry cryer

when a person's laugh sounds like they are crying.... there are no tears involved- hence "dry"

"My laugh is so terrible."
"I bet it's not as bad as AJ's."
"What's wrong with his??"
"Let's just say he's a dry cryer."

by coombskid22 May 12, 2014

cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth

This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals

by yehowyada February 6, 2018

Aggressively crying

When you cry so hard that you kick and break the bathroom vanity with your foot

Don't go in the bathroom, kaitlyn is aggressively crying

by M.m.motorcycle February 4, 2019

White Crystal

A crystal filled with cum to be worn as jewelry.

"Hey, I made this white crystal for you." - some perv.

by ItsGD September 2, 2019

Snot crystal

When the mucus in one's nose freezes due to cold temperatures and begins to crystalize in one's nose.

I must remove these snot crystal's from my nostrils at once.

by Savytechnerd November 12, 2020

Baby crying

Baby crying is the thing when you cry like a little fucking bitch

Me: Hey man, you aren't allowed to do this glitch, you can get banned

Chris: BUT I WANNA DO IT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: stop baby crying jesus

by big boys only January 25, 2021