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Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.
Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.
by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016
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chalk comet

a severely damaged penis which is still fit for purpose.
bernard's exposed chalk comet was the main topic of conversation at the bus stop
by percy puberty September 5, 2016
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Sweaty Closet

When a group of friends, usually 3+, get in a small closet and hotbox with pot.
"Hey bros, let's go hop in my Sweaty Closet!"
by Spoodes July 13, 2016
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Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.
Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.
by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016
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masons closet

The most colorful room you will ever see. Featuring thousands of dollars of clothes. Honestly it is worth more then you will ever make in your life honey. Not many will ever experience this room and it's greatness like it's owner.
If you die where do you want to go?
Either Heaven or Mason's closet

Masons closet: Similar to Heaven
by Stupid rich April 17, 2017
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common closet

The real translation of the norwegian word "Fellesskap". The popular term is "conjointly"
Norwegian person talking in english: Okay, we will do this task in common closet.
by fagermsquad123 November 7, 2017
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Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others
"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"
by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018
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