Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Stinky corn dog

Where you put work into a girls butthole and your weiner comes out in a full turd and the partner eats it.

I gave he the stinky corn dog last night

by Cheesenuts.451 August 18, 2022

Brazilian corn dog

An act in which a female with an aggressive yeast infection shoves a wooden stick with a hot dog on it up inside her, then pulling it out, cooking it, and feeding it to her significant other.

“Hey Dave wanna go get a Brazilian corn dog?”
“Nah Brain there always to salty”

by Dumbfuck82 January 5, 2022

Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.

You're a Corn Cob Chandler!

by Khelekra January 22, 2022

Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.

I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!

by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021

Mississippi Corn Cob

When your woman eats a shit ton of corn and then you do anal. When you pull out there’s corn on your dick.

“Man my old lady gave me a Mississippi corn cob last night!”

by Superman1248 June 11, 2021

Shit Covered Corn

When pp smelly and weird looking.

Mom: Honey What’s wrong?
Me: I have shit covered corn.

by Jimbo Shit Covered September 13, 2023