Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

corn dog time

When you have time to kill and money to burn.

Of course we can wait for the vendor, we’re on corn dog time.

by Niabla☸️ October 19, 2019

Corn on da cob

We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano

Corn on da cob fancies grace but she uses him for gear and sexy time

by Anygear1212 January 29, 2019

Eating that candy corn

Sexual term meaning licking someone’s butthole

Mike is in jail eating that candy corn

by Deehero October 11, 2018

Giant corn shark

A fag on xbox live that claims to have made a word on urban dictionary to describe himself, but has clearly lied. This guy is also the perfect candidate for the "forever alone face"

I am giant corn shark, if you dont know who I am look me up on urban dictionary, I created this word.

by The Skip December 27, 2011

Carolina Corn Cakes

The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming

I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty

by BeetLover493 June 21, 2023

Popped Corn On The Cob

When that chicken head sucks a guys dick making that popping noise then front flips onto your cob with her anus

Yo Kyle got popped Corn on The Cob last night bro from that chicken head at the party

by Dixie Bulgin July 22, 2019