girl check

The ability for any guy(like myself) to tell the gender of anyone writing a lenghty definition(about 15-20 lines) with regular english words. This is when you are able to pick apart the gender of the writer(easiest to spot women who are trying to prove something or make it look like they know a whole lot about the subject and that you don't) by the words that they use. biggest clue word ever for a smart allickey girl is the use of the word-menstrual- instead of a more insulting word, like bitch cycle or bitch switch. If they say menstrual in their definiton they are either a really sheltered kid who has really forward parents or a female.

jack: hey man, you know I was playing halo last night, and this noob kept trying to snipe me, so I turned around and charge 100 feet towards the punk with a shotgun and shot its ass up.
He start whining over his headpiece that I cheated and wasn't allowed to shoot its character so i told it to turn off the bitch switch. making fun of it for being a fruit. then it typed.
Punk Noob: don't make fun of the menstrual system you cheater!

Jack: Wow, you really need to work on your girl voice you punk ass bitch, maybe next time I won't mistake you for a guy when I hear your voice, good thing my girl check sense is strong when it comes to typed words.

by $CREEDS$ January 6, 2009

check, please

Hold the conversation, I need an explination. Used to stop the conversation, not to inquire, although this is the most common use.

Man 1: And so I said to her, you've got great purple bananas!
Man 2: Check, please: what's a purple banana?

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

check'em

telling one person to look at another person who is usually fat ugly or deformed

When me and charlie were on the beach he said check'em to every fat bitch he saw.

by Dopey Edwards January 24, 2005

g check

A pimp ass term synonymous to the verb "steal" or "stole."

He straight up g checked my slim jim.

I just g checked that nigga's weed, mane.

It can also be used in present tense. For example,

I'm going to g check those cheetos.

It can also be used in the future tense. For example,

I'm g checking those sunglasses.

This term originated at a private boarding school in Lynchburg, Virginia. It can be used with or without a hyphen in between the g and check. For example, g-check.

by Will g Rose May 28, 2006

gut check

having sex, intercourse, fucking; to fuck a girl. Straight up, but hard; knocking the bottom out of it

I bought my girl a new outfit last weekend. She looked so hot dressed in it that I had to gut check her before leaving for the party.

by RAGGGAN December 1, 2006

Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.

background check

by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016

Cherry Check

The art of checking whether a women still has her virginity by the means of making her pussy hard then testing to see if you can pop the top off of a Crowny (Crown Lager). If the top is popped off then the women still has her cherry.

I wanted to find out if my new girlfriend was still a virgin so I used ice to perform a quick cherry check. As it turns out I lost my Crowny in the process.

by Scotty Don't September 1, 2008