Armored car

When you wrap your dick with more than 3 condoms

" I'm going to have to use a armored car on Stephanie tonight "

by Dude Decent January 12, 2017

Car Oreo

A box/set of Oreos that generally resides in a car. In the last 80 years, however, the definition has been extended to include all forms of transportation; ie motorcycles, motor homes, boats, dirigibles, zeppelins.

I had to hurry to the store to replenish my set of Car Oreos before my road trip.

I had to hurry to port to replenish my dunnage of Car Oreos before I got in my catamaran.

Car Oreos greatly increase satisfaction during road head.

by Caroreo October 31, 2010

cars that bounce

What I want for my birthday.

Bounce bounce bouncy car!!!

by TheWiggidy April 21, 2004

Zombie car

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

Blake’s car

SHIT

Blake’s car Is used by shit cunts to be shit

by JoshHoultz November 28, 2019

moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

Safari Car

A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.

"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"

"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"

"Naw man, i've got a safari car"

by The Real Viper June 4, 2009