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Chocolate Eclair

When you are doing anal and right before the man ejaculates he removes his penis. Now gives himself self succ to enjoy and "chocolate" and "cream" covered eclair.
Oh boy I can't wait to head to the girlfriends house tonight! She is gonna let me eat my own chocolate eclair.
by xX_Smiggles_Xx November 25, 2019
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chocolate johnny

When you buttfuck someone with diarrhea.

Alternative term for shitdick
Dis unclean bitch gave me a “Chocolate Johnny
by Luves2Spooge69 February 12, 2019
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Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.
I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.
by MisterFistee July 26, 2019
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Chocolate pain

The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.
Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here
by Christato March 11, 2012
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Chocolate Tip

The definition of putting feces and sweetcorn on the tip of the penis, then anally penetrating a woman whilst mashing it into her ass.
I totally just pulled a Chocolate Tip on Stacy bro!
by SparkFrosted November 7, 2020
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Chocolate Device

A solution made from various offensive materials. Commonly used materials would be fecal matter of different animals, rotted or molding produce, rancid dairy, garbage of all sorts, warm urine, etc. Materials should concentrate on disturbing the sense of smell although sight, feel and for the bold very few taste. Items used are not specific and many forms of the chocolate device can be made. The only requirement is it must be brown in color at end result. It is preferred to bury the finished solution in an air tight container so it may ferment a minimum of a months time. The chocolate device was created in 1991 by random events. Uses for chocolate device may contain but are not limited to tricking people into smelling it directly, leaving in a persons room or car, making traps so it may cover an individual etc.
Hey did you see when jimmy covered sally with that chocolate device!

yeah man she reeked for weeks!
by MR_FELIX April 10, 2011
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Chocolate Sprinkles

If a female has a substantial amount of hair in her nether reagion, she may be accused of having chocolate sprinkles.
You'd think she'd have a clean shave, but she had some serious chocolate sprinkles.
by TruthfulMeaning August 17, 2016
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