Chocolate Haircut

When you take a crap and some of the poo gets stuck on your ass hair, when the poo dries and you need to cut the hair so you can properly shit again!!

I spend too long in the toilet, I think I need a Chocolate Haircut so I can shit properly again.

by Saulness. November 30, 2011

Pop Chocolate

A term to describe a shitty Pop music album

Well it looks like (insert name of pop group here) is shiting us another bar of Pop Chocolate again

by Saiditagain3353754 December 8, 2011

Chocolate Rocks

A synonym for feces or defecate.

"Dude, you just stepped in a dog's chocolate rocks"

by ilovemycatalex September 2, 2011

little chocolate

Can refer to a snail, especially a garden snail, that you have befriended or a silly person in a humorous fashion

A: Have you seen my pet little chocolate?
B: Why would you keep a sweet as a pet?
A: I’m talking about my Gary the snail

by Toronto Esper May 27, 2023

Chocolate simp

Someone who simps just for a piece of chocholate

Oh dude look at him he's being a chocolate simp

by Bunkertard June 28, 2023

Chocolate in a Bag

The act of several people shitting in one large walmart bag, freezing it in one’s freezer, then after a couple of hours of thawing, then reuniting to eat the entire solid bag of “chocolate”, then partaking in an extremely aggressive orgy.

Jim: I can’t remember anything from last night but I don’t feel too good!
Richard: Bro, how do you forget the Chocolate in a Bag!?

by BillNye_theRussianSpy March 6, 2023

Chocolate sinclair

The smell and site of having anal intercourse with some one and not washing your dick for almost 20 hours after the incident.

Ex:Dude last night was dust! I slept all day and gave my self a dirty chocolate Sinclair.

Ex:Man I forgot to shower after ass mucking that girl last night, now I gotta deal with my chocolate Sinclair…

by Tobiasg000 March 19, 2023