bro car

an old car slightly beaten up, with at least one "skater" sticker on it. The car is inhabited by bros with one or more bro wearing a hat off set to the side.

"hey, did you see that bro car on the high way? they were really jammin out"

by emmae November 6, 2011

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

Safari Car

A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.

"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"

"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"

"Naw man, i've got a safari car"

by The Real Viper June 4, 2009

Car Tattoo

Main Entry: car tattoo
Pronunciation: kär ta-tü
Function: noun
Plural Form: car tattoos
Origin: As defined by HotCarTattoos.com 2009

1 : a mark or design, fixed upon the interior or exterior of a motor vehicle, by
application of vinyl graphics or paint ; also : a form of automotive customizing
where a vehicles exterior surface is altered by applying vinyl decal(s).
2 : the act of car tattooing ; also : known as being decaled or painted

"Dude! thats a sweet car tattoo! Does it really add 10HP to your ride"?

by HotCarTattoos.com July 13, 2009

recon car

a recon car is a recon car

what is a recon car? it is a recon car.

by mömmustrákur October 27, 2018

Car guard

A girlfriend or boyfriend that is too clingy. The word comes from south Africa where car guards beg for money after supposedly guarding your car.

Alan is being such a car guard

by Bruce6753 January 5, 2013

car ballet

1.) When you're turning onto a road and the car on the opposite side goes at the same time, but turns in front of you and pulls into the opposite lane. 2.) Two cars are going around in a circle at the same time.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that car spin around us?
Person 2: Yeah, it was like car ballet!

by some1 smarter than u May 2, 2013