bastardizer

One who commits heinous acts of Bastardization.

"I shall make sweet love to this priceless art." Says John,

"Thou shall be destroyed, evil Bastardizer!" roars Mark.

by Rifat K. December 9, 2008

Bastard

A Scottish pleasantry. Often pronounced 'bastart' in more rural accents.

"Ah love ye, ye stupid bastard that y'are."

by Spoovo July 3, 2016

Smug Bastard

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"wow, Alchemist#8859 really is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

Smug Bastard

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Wow, Alchemist#8859 sure is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis

this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard

by silencut March 2, 2009

Magnificent Bastard

Usually a male, of middle to upper class society known to be unsympathetic and condecending by nature. A justified self righteous attitude. An individual most love to hate, but feel strangely drawn toward.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.

Golfer:You Magnificent Bastard! You scored a hole in one. Thats amazing!

MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.

by Salacious C January 30, 2008

Handsome Bastard

A polite way of insulting a person without them knowing.

I was in the office Monday morning at which time I ran into my boss Karl who is a real asshole. I then said to him "How ya doing Karl you handsome bastard". Dummy didn'y even realize I was insulting him..

by jim pigeon January 11, 2013