Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.
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by tennis baller October 13, 2025
Get the tennis balling mug.the act of doing something that you know has high risk attached to it- Jeans would make free balling(wearing no underwear) uncomfortable
by maguyvahhh October 15, 2025
Get the free balling with jeans on mug.This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoe mug.When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.
by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 3, 2017
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individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
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