When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito”
by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017
- A small community in Northern Galveston County.
- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay
- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.
- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.
- A great place to raise children.
- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay
- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.
- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.
- A great place to raise children.
When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender
by FishNDrunk February 13, 2013
Named for the ironic large mound of flowers found in the middle town.
Most homes range from $250,000 to above $25,000,000. Some of the most luxurious neighborhoods in Texas preside here; like Chateau Du Lac, Pointe Noble, Emerald Bay, Wichita Trail, Tour 18, Diamond Belle, and the Adam's Estates (just to name a few). It is said that parents' are under much pressure to "keep up with the Jones'" in this town.
The kids tend to be VERY spoiled and extremely snobby & bratty. Teens at the high schools drive nicer cars than teachers. Flower Mound HS is placed as one of the best high schools in the US, with intelligent kids and an excellent staff. Flower Mound HS is also know for its astonishing theatre program, world famous FMHS Marching Band, the Orchestra, choir, high quality sports program, and home to the highly acclaimed Flower Mound High School Rosettes Drill Team.
Flower Mound is also home to Marcus High School, also an excellent school that is known for it's exceptional athletic program. The academics at the school are also very recognizable. While not as prestigious as its rival Flower Mound HS, Marcus is still better than most in the area, even in Texas.
Each year, the FMHS and MHS football teams have the annual "Mound Showdown." Due to the popularity of this game, it is usually played at Cowboy's Stadium or at a nicer college stadium, like SMU.
Most homes range from $250,000 to above $25,000,000. Some of the most luxurious neighborhoods in Texas preside here; like Chateau Du Lac, Pointe Noble, Emerald Bay, Wichita Trail, Tour 18, Diamond Belle, and the Adam's Estates (just to name a few). It is said that parents' are under much pressure to "keep up with the Jones'" in this town.
The kids tend to be VERY spoiled and extremely snobby & bratty. Teens at the high schools drive nicer cars than teachers. Flower Mound HS is placed as one of the best high schools in the US, with intelligent kids and an excellent staff. Flower Mound HS is also know for its astonishing theatre program, world famous FMHS Marching Band, the Orchestra, choir, high quality sports program, and home to the highly acclaimed Flower Mound High School Rosettes Drill Team.
Flower Mound is also home to Marcus High School, also an excellent school that is known for it's exceptional athletic program. The academics at the school are also very recognizable. While not as prestigious as its rival Flower Mound HS, Marcus is still better than most in the area, even in Texas.
Each year, the FMHS and MHS football teams have the annual "Mound Showdown." Due to the popularity of this game, it is usually played at Cowboy's Stadium or at a nicer college stadium, like SMU.
by waterbottle34 October 15, 2010
by Doucherocket Witcher December 15, 2008
The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.
I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 02, 2006
It is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a sexual nature.
It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus
This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.
It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus
This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.
"This man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he was tortured with the dreaded Texas Chilli Bowl."
by Bazwalt April 15, 2006
When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.
You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
by Shmo12345 February 11, 2011