douche-a-matic

Being a douche bag automatically or without trying.

Having no control of being a douche bag it just comes automatically or naturally.

You're a douche-a-matic!

by Imstillprettybitch December 7, 2015

Douche-Fit

The clothing style made famous by Jon Gosselin

Look at all those rhinestones!That's what I call a Douche-Fit!

by Karmaic Justice April 22, 2010

Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.

"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."

by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019

douche ganoush

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.

The caller was such a douche ganoush.

by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017

Douche Kabob

A group of people stuck together in a situation, such as in a place of business, that are so douchey they repeatedly reaffirm their douchebaggery.

Robert and his staff are the biggest douche kabob I have ever met.

by BrewingKnurd April 9, 2020

The Douching Hour

The precise moment in the evening when wearing your sunglasses goes from being acceptable to making you look like a complete tool or douche bag.

1. Shit! I should probably take off my sunglasses at this point... We are definitely way too far past the douching hour.

2. Dammit Zach, take of those sunglasses! The douching hour was like 15 minutes ago and I can no longer be seen with you if you leave them on!

by zhboarder July 22, 2013

douche bag

A guy who wears plastic sunglasses and Puma muscle shirts.

Looks at that douche bag. He thinks he walks on water!

by Magneto_1970 December 16, 2010