the noob children

4 little noobs aspiring to take over the world alongside their parent, nuggets.

the noob children kidnapped my goldfish!!! HELP!!!

by jimmybiscut74 April 08, 2021

Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.

"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"

by car car vroom vroom November 20, 2008

Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Noob water

Ian

Ian is such a noob water, dog water, and all of the bad things like that

by DmcM August 03, 2021

A noob

Louise tveito

Ahhh you are such a noob, just like louise tveito

by Bollekaka September 20, 2022

Dam She a noob

Dam she a noob

To left dam she a noob

by Zach made dis December 14, 2018

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 22, 2011