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Jason

bro did you know jason has a fat ass cock
by qirval November 23, 2021
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Jason

Jason is the type of guy that always gets bullied by his friends and acts like he doesn’t like it, but deep down, he loves the attention he gets through it. He is also the type of guy that loves to start an unnecessary argument over anything he can. Jasons also tend to think that they have the best taste in clothing. This is very debatable.
What the junk is he wearing?
I don’t know, thats just how Jason likes it.
by supahot10 November 23, 2021
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Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.
Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.
by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019
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3 Nipple Jason

3 Nipple Jason is a man from Southern California who had surgery to add a third nipple. He said it was because nipples are his biggest source of pleasure, so why not add a 3rd?
3 nipple Jason rubbed his 3 nipples until they bled
by boner jams 4 April 12, 2023
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Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.
"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"
by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018
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Jason

the man who knows where da smoke is
yo, jason gots da smoke, let's slide
by thiccboi10 June 8, 2020
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Jason

Jason is a stealing cunt, he will rob your last digestive and then spill ya cuppa, he's basically a twat. He prats on a onouy being an awesome dancer but couldnt get his foot over his head, the muppet.
You know that guy in the office that doesn't stop smiling, well he's a muppet he's a Jason for sure
by V4mp1ress February 10, 2022
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