Jason

A guy who is very shy. He is also a loser. Plus he is a simp

Jason is a sad loser

by Bob245855 September 23, 2020

Jason

Jason...a guy who drinks a lot, plays guitar and knows stuff!

Oh you're just like A Jason, you drink lots, play guitar (badly) and know stuff! (Fuck all)

by Lolly 82 April 28, 2021

Jason

Is a very rowdy kid that is very short standing around 5'2 and has a 0.8 mm penis. But is amazing at irrelevant sports and overall is a very nice guy but he can get very obnoxious when around him for too long. Also, he tends to get violent when made fun of but he doesn't realize he's getting violent. He's intellectual in math but retarded in every other subject. He knows nothing about woman or men but he's dated before. He is also a MEGA WEEB especially when it comes to Naruto and Tokyo Ghoul. Love you, Jason,

Jason: I LOVVEEE ITACHIIIIIII
Everyone else: Jason, Shut the fuck up

by Benron Thamochoung June 3, 2019

Jason

Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.

Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny

by Jgill07 July 8, 2019

JASON

Weird and the most funny guy ever

Jason is funny and weird.

by Cusco girl 👧 February 3, 2020

jason

a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips

jason is really GAY

by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022

jason

Jason is one of the most sweetest boys I’ve ever met. He always finds a way to make me laugh and feel appreciated, I love when we look at eachother in class and just burst out laughing. He knows a side of me not a lot of people have met! Even when I wasn’t that close with him I would see him laughing with his friends he would always seem happy. Now I can’t even go a day without staring at him and without him making me smile. He is very respectful and care about other people’s feelings, and he also doesn’t like to argue he believes that it is pointless and there is more to life.

???-Jason is so funny!
I know right.
???- Jason is super annoying.
No he’s not, You just don’t know him.
???- Why doesn’t jason care about anything, my gosh.

He does. Some things are just pointless🤷🏻 ♀️

by lovergirl1321201 November 19, 2023