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253 Gorillas

Herb-smoking mammals native to Tacoma's Point Defiance Park, though in recent years they have spread to other urban wilds. They pose little threat to those who are "cool", but have been known to savagely assault and mutilate any who demonize the green plant to which they are so partial. Cannaboids have been scientifically proven to increase awareness of these, our simian brethren. They often reveal themselves to the extremely stoned, as strange unexplainable sounds in the night.
(deep roar bellows)
Stoner 1: Do you hear that?
Stoner 2:(coughs, *passes blunt*)Here what?
Hippie/Shaman Dude: That my friends, is the smoking call of the 253 Gorillas. Don't worry, if we leave them our roach, they pose no danger.
by 253 Gorilla February 22, 2008
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25th of October

National don't get Delivery's day
Leah couldn't get next day delivery as tomorrow is the 25th of October
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The New International Goth Day because Alli forgot
Alli: I MISSED INTERNATIONAL GOTH DAY
Foley: HOW
Alli: I DONT KNOW
Foley:MAKE A NEW ONE

*may 25th was made new goth day shortly after the incident”
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1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512

the numbers you get when you multiply 1 by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2, then that number by 2... etc. the next numbers are 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536, 131072...

yeah, i have no life.
someone: 1 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256 512...
other someone: bro what r u doing?
first someone: 1024, 2048, 4096, 8192, 16384, 32768, 65536, 131072...
second someone: wtf
by 1 word and thats it June 17, 2021
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National Grab a D*ck Day is a day where women get to ass*ult men because men love to do that to women. Men, you are the problem.
oh shii I heard April 24th was national rape all women day

well on April 25th: National Grab a D*ck Day
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2.5% tint

The lowest and darkest tint you can buy. Next darkest tint you may buy is 5%. 2.5% may or may not be illegal depending on where you live. This tint is also known as limo tint.
2.5% tint is used in limo's.
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July 25th

July 25th is the day where James and his girlfriend exchange nudes because they love eachother a lot. But ONLY JAMES’ GIRLFRIEND- as he doesn’t want anyone’s nudes but hers!
Today is July 25th...James and his girlfriend are allowed to exchange nudes!
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