Your mom

No your mom

Your mom no to dad

by Thatoneweirdgirlllll July 15, 2021

your/mom

your/mom is a set of pronouns used by someone who has a scat kink

That person uses your/mom pronouns, the must have a scar kink!

by IllllIIIIlIIIlllllIII August 1, 2021

Your mom

Used by mostly horny ass 12-year-olds that have nothing better to do

Person 1: Why were you late
Horny 12 year old: Because of your mom

by chlide January 2, 2022

your mom

a insult of a persons mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in

by snitcher.y January 21, 2022

Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

Your mom

Something I fuck often

BLM 😩
(Bang local moms)

Jimmy: I was pulling out the drive way right-
Preston: I was pulling out of your MOM last night.

by Mommy.. milkers.. January 6, 2022

Your Mom

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.

Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.

by numberseven,manurinatesonfello March 8, 2022