YouTube

Definition A: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; a person who acts with offensive or pointless stupidity.
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Definition B: An action of inoffensive or purposeful intelligence; a person who acts with inoffensive or purposeful intelligence

Person A: *farts loudly in the elevator* "IT WAS I!"
Person B: "Oh you're such a YouTube!"
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Person A: *holds elevator door open for Person B* "Hey, what floor are you going to?"
Person B: "Oh, you're such a YouTube, floor 4 please."

by Iferion January 25, 2023

YouTube handyman

Someone that doesn’t like asking for help from professionals. A 10 minute YouTube video is more than enough for this individual to tackle any task at hand

No trade certificate here buddy. I’m certified as a YouTube handyman.

by anonymous June 26, 2023

Youtube smack

A Youtube smack is when you call someone over, play a really long video, and at the end, reveal to them that it's a Youtube video. The purpose of this is usually to satisfy them with a good amount of progress so they can relax when they get back home. Sometimes, if you know each other well, this is done on their account, conveniently saving the progress for them. If it's on your account, they can simply buffer the end of the video on their account when they get back home and the video will automatically be finished for them.

Friend 1: I Youtube smacked Vincent yesterday.
Friend 2: Really?
Friend 1: Yeah. Now he's spending today just relaxing at home.
Friend 2: What video?

Friend 1: Since it was the only day we'd be meeting this week, I used a half an hour long restoration video.
Friend 2: Well it sure is nice to be satisfied, isn't it?
Friend 1: Yeah.

by arvinthsiva May 1, 2022

YouTube Shit

A hypothetical YouTube Poop of a YouTube Poop

It's thought that a YouTube Shit has never been made because who would think of that?

by Echold2006 April 15, 2023

Youtube

Shit

Guy1: Man I hope my website isn't like Youtube, or turns into Youtube.

Guy2: Me too, if it does kys.

Guy1: Ofc

by The_Real_Hoe_Magnet February 16, 2022

youtube wit

Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.

These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.

Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.

"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86

Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."

The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.

by Cacciaguida September 6, 2016

Youtube Flood

A massive upload of a song/video on Youtube by many users in one day. Most of these users did nothing to help create the content but would like credit for being the first one to show it to you.

OMG skrillex just put a free track out on beatport... here comes the youtube flood.

by xXGhostmanXx July 31, 2012