National appreciate your friends day

On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.

Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same

by Incredibly Small Child October 27, 2021

absorbing your nutrients

the act of sucking your own cock.

Hey Paul! have you ever tried absorbing your nutrients?

what the fuck is that

by GuyInSpace August 30, 2023

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.

"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek

by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022

National grab your ass day

National grab ass day, it is the day where somebody has to grab your ass. The end

HEY LESBIAN BITCHES LETS GRAB ASSES WOOHOO!!! ITS NATIONAL GRAB YOUR ASS DAY YAHOO!!!!!

by あかさたは April 30, 2022

Shut your bitch ass up

Another way to say "shut up" when someone is aggravating you
Mostly used by black people, in most cases included with the n word (Shut your bitch ass up n*gga)

1: Easy game.
2: Shut your bitch ass up.

by Idk50 July 23, 2024

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024