Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

Shut up woman, get on my horse.

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

by zfrantz December 3, 2009

i got up out my birkin

What lil tjay be saying in his songs. But its lit

I got up out my Birkin, it's workin'
She said she a virgin, it's hurtin'

by Justin Na September 8, 2020

drop a quarter and call my uncle

to take a shit and make someone eat it

if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse

by t bear September 27, 2005

Hippity Hoppity Get off my property

The best way to discribe your hatred to anyone invading your life.

Or just ya know... Easter

Jane: steps too close
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property

Jane: goes to take my donuts
Me: Hippity hoppity get off my property

by BigBoyScum.jpg September 16, 2018

Does this make my butt look big?

A question asked by females looking for a compliment or an honest answer.

For black women: go with something along the lines of, "Girl, i never wanted to smack that ass as much as I want to right now"

For white women:................ good luck.

Black girl: Does this make my butt look big?
You: dam girl, can we stay home tonight?!?!

White girl: does this make my butt look big?

You: It looks firm and nice

by blackgirlwithknowledge February 21, 2011