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You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so much that you get erect.
Hey! My uncle thought you are an iPad!
by SickoMob November 20, 2020
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It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
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by Hacked_240 April 8, 2022
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You

by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020
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Fuck you burn

Gesture of conveying to another person at a burning man event; hope the event exceeds expectations, to get out of your comfort zone, and have a great time.
"Fuck you burn" (while flipping the other person off)
by Fucken Frank the Tank September 6, 2022
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ion fuck wit you

You chill with this person and they leaving
Friend: Alr i’m dippin deuce

You: Alr ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
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