Boys have cooties

Boys have cooties

Every girl: Boys have cooties
The boys: Girls have cooties :/

by Screencheck Fortune [Gacha] May 21, 2021

Poo Boy

A person who eats bakes Daily and has a major skill issue

Are you eating bakes again your such a poo boy

Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy

Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy

by 2D bodward November 3, 2022

Boy dribble

A Basketball player who only knew how to dribble like Kyrie but doesn't have the skills

Magkakalat nanam si Boy Dribble sa court

by d3adp0ol23 July 11, 2021

best boy

best boy is ryan (jjks07)

jjks07 aka ryan aka best boy is the best

by shxhiewif September 13, 2022

Boy

1. (Gay slang, var. of boi) short for circuit boi; A fuck boy.

1. Have you heard the news in Obamaland? Mark is Kevin's new boy.

by Buttfuckme July 29, 2022

Fuck Boy

So many Fuck Boy definitions focus on the relationships typical of a Fuck Boy. But his essence is so much more than that. A Fuck Boy's state of mind is just as much what it is as what it is not. The Fuck Boy does "cool" things. He may lift weights, play an instrument, dress or dance well, or act aloof or interesting. These are only symptoms. They come not from a place of sincerity, but insecurity. There is a hollowness behind his actions that reveal a lack of understanding of his place in the world. Somewhere deep inside there is an existential crisis that he is unable to resolve, or perhaps never knew he even had. His psyche is a simultaneously filled with illusions of pleasure yet devoid of true purpose. On the plus side he's pretty good at skincare.

The person described in "Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)?" Fuck boy. 80's hair "metal" bands? Fuck boys. The gangs from West Side Story? Fuck boys. Overly clean (or dirty) white guy with dreads, a guitar, and a false sense of wisdom? Fuck boy. Run the Jewels? Decidedly NOT fuck boys. Gene Kelly? Nah, that dude's the real fucking deal.

*Man walks in with his chest puffed out, chin up in a rehearsed "Alpha male" position. His arms are ripped, but his legs are skinny. His daily skincare routine clearly takes hours. His eyes hungrily dart from breast to breast, yet deep inside there is a void, a pit that, try as he might, he can never fill. Basic bitches posture, incels look on with misplaced reverence and envy. You, dear reader, see through it all.*

"Who's the Fuck Boy?"

by anonymous February 16, 2021

Certified Booty Boy

A boy that is thicc in all the right places and is unnaturally cute for they're gender. They got the thighs, booty and hips, but most importantly all, a face of an angel. It is known that they are so desirable that they make dudes leave they're girl, just for a piece of that.

Dude 1: Yo man I ain't gay, but that guy makes me question things about myself

Dude 2: Yeah man, he a certified booty boy. I'd kill for some of that, no homo tho right?

Dude 1: Right 😏

by Iseeyoulurkin June 23, 2022