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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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The ultimate final boss of boredom. You need to have magical powers to type this in. You are a god.
I typed in `=1-203948576q\werptoyiua's;sdlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn?Z>X<CMVNB"A:SLDKFJGHQ|W}E{RPTOYIU+~_!)@(#*$&%^ and now I feel like I have magical powers.
by Mr.XD1234 May 15, 2023
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Wild to the Z

Take the cra out of crazy, add wild in front of it and you got wild to the Z
"OMG Becky I can't believe you just did that. Your wild to the Z"
by OmeletteDuh December 1, 2022
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Loserium Z

a person who loses to other losers
this FAT nerd is a loserium z, he doesn't even know what woman means LMAO what a fat fucking loserium z he is
by Lando Rando December 2, 2022
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Cleveland Z

This isn't your grandma's tetris piece. A Cleveland Z is best enjoyed face up and legs up. Open wide because here comes the Z train.

Dudes, it's a bunch of dudes doing things to your butt. One of the guy's name is Zed.

See also: Rhode Island Z
by Hobert Rarison December 6, 2022
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Van Z

1. A wonderful, light brown haired boy who I’ve gotten the pleasure of being with for the past year and a half. He’s funny, sweet, and cute. His eyes are light blue and he’s somewhat tall. Van has freckles scattered on his face and on some other parts of his body. Van’s my favorite person and I love him very much.

2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.
1. Me: “Van Z is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”
by SnowFreckles December 21, 2022
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gen z breakfast

A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette
What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!
by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022
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