Your mom

What I did last night

-What did you do last night?
-Your mom

by Doritowheelchair April 27, 2022

Your mom

What I did last night

Me and your mom last night: kissy sounds

by Swishcar November 4, 2022

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

your mom

your mom

your mom gay

by Jake Brand November 30, 2018

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

Your mom

A fat fucking pig

Your mom so fat
She’s just like a pig

by Man really forgor December 16, 2021

Your mom

Someone who gave life to you.

Your mom is nice.

by Kenlee elzer April 12, 2022