Flew Water

Beer.

Get me my flew water. (in southern drawl)

by InsaneClownGod September 12, 2009

toilet water

small amounts of different types of alcohol mixed together to fuck you up. mostly made by teenagers stealing alcohol from their parents who dont want to get caught so take just a little from multiple bottles

girl: "did u get the bottle!?"
bby girl: "no my parents were on my ass all day, but i did get to make some toilet water"

by stonerstina August 8, 2015

Water Daddy

A man that like to lick water out of a dog bowl with his girlfriend beside him.

Jesica: My boyfriend is such a water daddy.

Massoud: STOP IT, I LIKE TO BE A WATER DADDY!!!

by Jimmyisagod March 9, 2021

water gun

A weapon used to spray your victims with liquid (i didn't say it had to be water ;)

I sell water guns full of cat piss to children and tell them to spray their parents

by Subtochaoticcoops December 1, 2022

Carpet Water

The product of slurping up the liquids from a hairy vagina.

Guy: I'm thirsty for some carpet water.
Girl: I can quench your thirst.

by Duo AM September 13, 2010

Dick water

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water

Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water

by Srg March 27, 2015

Water Balloon

(correct definition) When a girl fills her mouth completely with water and proceeds to suck your dick. You then blow your load in her mouth and give her cheeks a big ole smack and pop that mofuckin water balloon. Hilarity ensues.

I water ballooned my girlfriend because she lost a bet and now she isn't speaking to me but I don't give a shit because I water ballooned her.

by fittNasty April 13, 2009