touch bag

Do cocaine.

If it's such a war crime for me to touch bag in the handicap stall at B-Dubs, why do I werewolf into the fucking man everytime it happens.

by cashgrabber9000 July 15, 2025

Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

by Sexydimma September 15, 2017

Gods touch

When you are dropping a deuce at a certain height in which splashes against your ass cheek

Jeff: The toilet water just splashed my ass
Stefanie: it's known as gods touch

by Bakarra December 4, 2014

The Dutch Touch

When a product is made by a dutch designer. People say this product has The Dutch Touch.

Well that product really has the dutch touch.

by JohanJohan July 31, 2017

Schroedl Touch

When Johnny Schroeds touches you. After said touch; your life is practically over. You are cursed.

Gross!!! You have the Schroedl touch!!! Get rid of it!!!

by SnusIsLoose March 5, 2020

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Touch me not

I'll give but don't do it too me

I'll give u oral but I don't want it back * don't touch me)

Body " I'm not the one to play with like a touch me not, ah" megan thee stallion

by brafy May 10, 2022