To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.
you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!
dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling
dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling
by yoboochi April 29, 2009
Get the Sam Kelling mug.usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.
by physiologist October 16, 2012
Get the sam (female) mug.Depressed Sam always looking for a girl, but can never claim one. I can’t judge poor Sam because he is Asian. Asian Sam is a nice young fella with a big heart for girls and.....alcohol. Especially alcohol.
Sam: where is the alcohol and the girls
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
Me: over there Asian Sam
Sam: I have a big heart for girls and alcohol
by JiMmY_cArTeR May 6, 2019
Get the Asian Sam mug.This name is given to kids that are normally very special, pretty high up on the spectrum. This gender is very crazy sometimes and quite dangerous if you approach them in the wrong way. In their Natural habitat, they put up one leg and start clapping and making clicking noises (just like the Africans). This is a way of their mating call. Once a Sam Bata is in a bad mood, he can start shouting "oof". This is a very bad situation, if within a 20-yard radius you will be ass fucked.
Normal person: hey sam
Sam : hey *clicks*
N P : okay
Sam : you mocking me???
N P : ummm...no?
Sam} : "OOF"
Boom pow, you're dead
Current definition: Sam bata is an alpha male ready for his next pray
Sam : hey *clicks*
N P : okay
Sam : you mocking me???
N P : ummm...no?
Sam} : "OOF"
Boom pow, you're dead
Current definition: Sam bata is an alpha male ready for his next pray
by BruhGamer69 June 10, 2019
Get the Sam bata mug.A psychopath hiding in a fragile unaware society. Lurking and manipulating until he has complete control...
by Dr. Shiro September 16, 2018
Get the sam loft mug.A man that will satisfy all of your romantic and emotional needs. In other words, the perfect partner. They can make a few mistakes, and when they do, they will not let themselves forget. However, they will always make up for their flaws by making you smile every time you see them. Sam Crawford usually has red hair and freckles but can also have blonde hair. He may not know it, but all of his friends love him and any girl that gets to know him will surely fall in love with him.
by roombaroller November 17, 2019
Get the Sam Crawford mug.Samantha is an idiot but she is also smart. She isn’t always easy to love bc sometimes it might feel like she doesn’t love you back but you can tell when she gets comfortable with you. She stays committed to her sports and she is very athletic. She is a very busy person so thankfully she later on learns to have friends that actually respect that. She is very beautiful and fun to be around.
by I don’t know… June 27, 2022
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