by renathesussybaka July 05, 2021
To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.
you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!
dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling
dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling
by yoboochi April 30, 2009
usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.
by physiologist May 08, 2012
A mean looking but really harmless cowboy on Sesame Street, just like Bad Bart.
Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".
Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".
by tyrulz August 01, 2014
By far the most amazing person in the entire world.
He is like my twin and if we were any more alike i'd be creepy. He's my buttbuddy. And he has a big penis =
He is like my twin and if we were any more alike i'd be creepy. He's my buttbuddy. And he has a big penis =
Sam Kostello is my bestie. cheyyya!
by bmxmylove August 28, 2008
by JakenBacon 1939 March 23, 2017
Sam is an outcast that plays fortnite all day everyday, he never goes to to the toilet, never eats and never drinks. He has spend thousands of pounds on the game and still isn’t good at it. He has built up an immune system which makes him invincible when he plays fortnite. He has the best hair to catch a wave on and for some reason likes the name “yeh sam”
by Yeh Sam August 16, 2018