touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them
“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”
by Da Chew April 04, 2024
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they finna beat your ass and they warning you
person 1: *hits person2*
person 2 *touch me again and see what happen*
by shooth1 July 21, 2024
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touch beast

Someone with whom you have a sex-only relationship with.
She was his touch beast. He couldn't really tolerate hanging out or talking with her, but she seemed okay with the arrangement.
by Cortex Reaver December 16, 2024
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le touch

When a character touches or does something in a meme, people normally add "le| before the verb to make it funny.
*le me at bed summer*
*le touch le wall *
*it's cold*
"STICK ON THE WALL!!!"
by vikmcsrb January 24, 2021
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Gay Touch

The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.
Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain

Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now
by LizardLuness April 29, 2022
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Gay Touch

Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.
Person 1: Gay Touch!

Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!
by LizardLuness April 30, 2022
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touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 18, 2010
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