Samsung sam

The hottest and the most simpable assistant of Samsung aka the Samsung waifu

Person1:Why do you buy Samsung?
Person2:for Samsung Sam

by renathesussybaka July 4, 2021

sam (female)

usually very stupid and or dumb. not naturally blonde in hair but in mentality and usually dye it that color later in life to feel suited to ones personality. a sam most often receives poor grades in school and does their best to date a try-hard boyfriend. A sam is typically very immature and has very childish humor.

Hey did you see that sam (female) being dumb today?

by physiologist October 16, 2012

sam kostello

By far the most amazing person in the entire world.
He is like my twin and if we were any more alike i'd be creepy. He's my buttbuddy. And he has a big penis =

Sam Kostello is my bestie. cheyyya!

by bmxmylove October 18, 2008

sinister sam

A mean looking but really harmless cowboy on Sesame Street, just like Bad Bart.

Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".

Uh oh, everybody look here. Here comes the meanest hombre in the west, Sinister Sam.

by tyrulz August 1, 2014

A sam relationship

When you text everyday and flirt all the time but you wont date. One person is too scared, religious, or prude to daye the other one and tells them. Yet they continue to lead them on bu flirting everyday. Eventually the person being led on loses hope.

"Hey bro why wont she be my girlfriend we have been talking for a while?"
"Ohhh you are in a sam relationship!"

by There arent any names October 9, 2014

Sam Bass

That red head kid in class who is really cool but nobody takes the time to realize it. Also, loves hockey.

Oh look, there's Sam Bass!

by Abbey Sims November 11, 2019

Sam Crawford

A man that will satisfy all of your romantic and emotional needs. In other words, the perfect partner. They can make a few mistakes, and when they do, they will not let themselves forget. However, they will always make up for their flaws by making you smile every time you see them. Sam Crawford usually has red hair and freckles but can also have blonde hair. He may not know it, but all of his friends love him and any girl that gets to know him will surely fall in love with him.

I went on one date with Sam Crawford and now I want to marry him.

by roombaroller November 17, 2019