Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!
A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!
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Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.
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Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
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Aww man... why didn't they update the Swamp? I really want the swamp to be updated. Please update the swamp...
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