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Milk the Universe

An existential phrase used to describe the feeling of grabbing the universe by the supple teets and chugging down that cosmic milk.

Similar to "Grabbing the Bull by the Horns"
"Quit your job man, go ahead, Milk the Universe"

"Dude, Jenny's down to tongue wrestle. Go get her dog. Milk the Universe"
by yellowshnow May 16, 2019
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Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
by Just getting along May 22, 2022
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No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day
Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.
by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020
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hank milk

Man i got the runs today, i've been shiting hank milk all morning
by Urban svening May 5, 2011
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Milk Bomb

A Milk Bomb is a school-lunch milk bottle that is full of green beans, mashed potatoes, half a cup of chocolate milk, and oranges.

Milk Bombing is when you put a Milk Bomb in a teacher's desk (preferably vacant drawers or closets) and leave it there until it builds up so much pressure it explodes, leaving an utterly horrible smell in the classroom.
I just made a milk bomb, about to plant it in Mr. Jefferson's class.
by Doctor Fuck November 4, 2021
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Raw Milk

Milk that is consumed without any other substance (i.e cereal).
I wasn’t feeling very hungry, so I had some raw milk.
by CarlaBloom December 6, 2019
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Milk mustache

a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.
"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"
by milky-way October 5, 2016
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