Lemon

A lemon is a joke that is squeezed dry, usually a one-time joke but is occasionally mentioned again. These jokes have every last droplet of humour squeezed out of them.

(long joke here)
“YEAH BUT TURNS OUT HIS LAPTOP ISN’T EVEN TURNED ON”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“HAHAHA- wait. guys... this is a lemon.”

by XxHarvzBackxX December 21, 2021

Lemon Eye

A term used to describe people with Down syndrome

I went to the movie theater and there had a special event there was a bunch of lemon eyes there.

by LemonEye January 31, 2025

Lemon bar

A term, sometimes derogatory, meaning a bisected person.

Stacy: “See dave, he’s a total lemon bar”
Dave: “So what, who cares”

by UrbanDictionaryIsAWebsite July 12, 2023

lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks

A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."

by zaBaker December 27, 2011

Lemonic

Swagger man, that’s him.

Lemonic

by Lemonic__ May 10, 2022

a cheap lemon ice lolly

What did you expect, it's a cheap lemon ice lolly.

...because the smiling lady on the van had asked Harry what he wanted before the could hurry him away, they bought him a cheap lemon ice lolly.

by nyal4gyaalv January 29, 2025

e-lemon-ated

When you assalt some one who is annoying or getting on your nerves by squeezeing the lemon on their head and when your about finished you throw it their face.

My brother was getting me pissed enough for me to punch him in the face, but i didnt want to get punched back so i just got a lemon and e-lemon-ated him.

by enrique 1995 May 21, 2010