Fried lemon

(n) something God hands to you. Something that should be cherished if gifted to.

Ex: When God hands you fried lemons, eat them

When God hands you fried lemons, eat them

by Ashtonmilo June 12, 2018

ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

Lemon

The opposite effect; reverse jinx

Buddy tried throwing me a lemon to help me out… and it actually worked

by Your Local Football Fan May 9, 2024

Lemon Powerade

Everyone has heard or even tasted the infamous Lemon-lime powerade, but what people probably haven’t heard of is it’s secret half brother Lemon. Lemon powerade cannot be found in stores, the only places it is found is in soft drink machines mixed in with hundreds of other flavors. It’s taste is immaculate, soaking your tongue with sweet lemony drops of pure perfection.

Nathaniel: yo have you tried lemon powerade?

Thomas: No bruh what is that

by ShrekBThicc June 18, 2022

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

space lemon

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2017

Green lemon

A tropical Texas fruit

Alondra was eating a green lemon while chugging her juice.

by ReiK March 31, 2020