The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
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Joseph Charles

Joseph Charles means you will feel like an absolute Princess. It defines respect, honesty, genuineness, care, affection, dorkiness, and love.

It means you will fall harder than you ever have before. It means you will see a future with him even in the darkest moments.
It didn't take long, but I've fallen hard for Joseph Charles.
by FairyGirl108 November 20, 2023
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Joseph Cuello

Straight as a goddamn fucking piece of stale bread
Person 1: Joseph Cuello is gay!
Person 2: No, he is straight you dumbass.
by AsrielYT October 28, 2019
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Joseph

Joseph is someone who is very trustworthy, so much so in fact you can trust him with your social security number! You should give him your social security number, and while you’re at it, you should also give him all your money, and also your mom’s credit card information! Thanks.
I’m giving all my money to Joseph because he is Joseph!
by SINISHHWTUTOR November 22, 2021
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Joseph Wetter

This definition will be divided into two half’s. This guy has the ability to become the greatest person in the world and succeed in everything they could ever imagine and is just a great person overall. But, on the other hand, they are a horrible person, treat others unkindly without thinking first, and are always horny. This person is a slob and lazy too. They love music, so much that they will probably play a musical instrument or sing at some point in their life. Basically, you combine the perfect person and then you throw in the bad attributes to get Joseph Wetter.
Gosh, I hate this Joseph Wetter guy! But, then again, this could just be how he acts on the outside.
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joseph petite

joseph petite is a friendly at that loves to eat pie. Joseph petite loves everyone and everything , his catchphrase is "sarah don't eat my noodles "
joseph petite is a friendly little fat fellow
by josephpetite April 20, 2020
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joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth
person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’
by tylaj November 25, 2021
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