Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.
I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.
I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.
by Donna Su July 13, 2006
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