fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011

Fruit Loop Dingus

An insult used by idiots.

Ex:
Thomas: "You're a Fruit Loop Dingus!"
Jared: "Shut up, loser."

by JDB03 September 1, 2021

Fruit trees

Homosexual men

Provincetown, MA has a lot of tall fruit trees walking around holding hands.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 2, 2021

Fruit loop

In which a person will pull the front of your shoe laces making the shoe uncomfortable, and tight. This makes the person have to untie their shoes and retire them.

“I’m gonna fruit loop your shoes”

by Amelia Wolf November 17, 2023

That’s fruit

A phrase made famous by the women of ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.’ Phrase meaning something is unexpectedly amazing and cool. Similar to old phrase ‘that slaps.’

*hears new artist’s awesome song* THAT’S FRUIT! (snaps)

*tries a delicious new meal* THAT’S FRUIT!

by bradley_bear June 1, 2025

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021