Family Shopper

A person who shops for the family

My mom is the family shopper of my household because she always gets the groceries

by Family Shopper October 31, 2019

Ree-lon family rape story

Stories like that always warm my heart because they prove that it IS the parents that are both the primary threat to their own kids AND are the problem and that there is no reason to let them use their kids as a pretense FOR ANY REASON OR ABOUT ANYTHING. Because they are worse people. They will take rights they will never use away from people in the name of their kids and then you will catch a republican senator with child porn on his computer.

Hym "What did I tell you about the Ree-lon family rape story? Did I not say? It's the parents. They drown their own kids. They fuck their own kids. They fuck YOUR kids. And then they tell you that they don't have to pay the creator of AI because of your kids! All they will ever do is pass the buck to everyone else. And that's what they are doing now. Steal. Lie. Horde. Fuck their own kids. That's it. That's all they're good for."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Family Dan

A pal who happily comes on holiday with your wife and kids.

Seen that family with two dads over there?

Nah man, one’s a Family Dan!

by Sayin Crows October 11, 2023

Ryan Family

A gang of people that are up to no good

Oh no! Here come the Ryan Family

by This account is known May 31, 2020

Kaing Family Business

The "Kaing Family Business" formerly known as the "KFB" is a parliamentary private military government organization that monitors ways of life all around the world and is probably seeing your jerk-off to gay men as you read this. Members of the KFB are unknown but there are expected to be more than 1,250,000+ militants. Their main headquarters is rumored to be around the east coast of the USA, but is still unknown. Twenty time more powerful than the Illuminati, the KFB performs daily public executions simply for entertainment and is believed to be the ones behind multiple major terrorist attack including 9/11 and the Boston bombing. A hit video game called "VALORANT" is expected to be their favorite past-times. Along with the information I am giving you, your location and IP has been logged and there will be multiple KFB members going to kidnap you within the next 85 hours. You will be thrown into our concentration camps and will be forced to play "League Of Legends" which is a famous torture method used against our adversaries. Goodbye. 194.664.79.20

Holy shit! Enrique just got captured by the opps! No Deanthony, thats not the opps, that is the "Kaing Family Business". Run for your life!

by Troy Maggins February 15, 2022

Family Man

(Slang) A man belonging to a crime family, typically mafia, cartel, syndicate, or yakuza.

Man: You can't be doing business here.

Thug: What? You a family man?

Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.

by Huubs January 17, 2021

Family type of person

A guy who tells you he wants a family, but after he makes a baby with you, he disappears👻

I'm a family type of person, but I left my ex after I ۟m inside her.

by _bebe February 5, 2021