Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.
“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”
by jim6471 April 13, 2021
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dick crud

In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!
by bloke678 August 22, 2009
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dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.
by flyingdog January 30, 2008
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Dick move

When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick
John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there
by Pinkman84 July 13, 2015
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dick trap

A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.
Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap
by Lo-per February 09, 2008
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Bull Dick

One who has a very large Penis, A Male Human who has an exceptionally large Cock, Not only long in length but also has massive girth.
I would hate for that bull dick Albert to get a hold of my old lady, he would split her in half.
by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010
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hot dicking

Synonym for hot sex. The act of dicking is defined as engaging in intercourse.
I gave michelle a hot dicking.
by Arielesbian July 30, 2006
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